Inserting the word ‘fart’ into LOTR / HOBBIT quotes …

"It is mine to give to whom I will … like my fart."

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"Was that an earthquake?"

"That, my lad, was a fart."

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"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my farts a hurricane!”

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"What is it? What do you smell?"

"Farts!"

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"Sauron has yet to unleash his deadliest fart."

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"Fart, you fools!"

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"Good Smeagol, always farts."

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"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over such a small fart."

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"Such is the nature of farting, in time all foul things come forth."

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"Do not speak to me of farts, I know their wrath and ruin."

kiyuukins:

so would the dothraki consider this a successful wedding or a mildly okay one

A message from Anonymous
I love STL! It's not just a fanfic like many others. I was wondering, would you mind if I translated it to Spanish? I'd improve my English and many more people could read it too. Always giving credit of course :)

Yeah, feel free - though when you cite me as the author can you include my tumblr too please? Also, could you send me the link to your page so I can check it out and put a link up?

Happy translating!

A message from Anonymous
Will you continue the fanfic after the events in 'The Hobbit'?

I have ideas for oneshots, some of them longer than others - but I’m not telling what they are about or characters they involve, because that would be spoilers :p 

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

because tolkien ladies need more love (✿◠‿◠)