theheirsofdurin:

Can u imagine if Thorin got to be the king of Erebor and reforged the alliance between Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood, and then Thranduil and Bard came to ‘visit’ and Thorin had to be polite and welcoming

Dis: behave!

Thorin: …

Dis: ..and smile

Thorin: pfft

*Dis elbows him in the ribs*

Thorin:

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Lizzy sketch

beruthiels-cat:

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Okay. So I’ve spent the good part of last week reading this Hobbit fan fiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9322777/1/ by Kindle-the-Stars (you can find her tumblr here) and I ended up having a quick sketch of her OC Lizzy, late on a school night, despite work tomorrow ;) Without sounding too much of a fangirl, I highly recommend reading this story if you like well-developed OC’s and a whole lot of Thorin Smokinshield covered in tattoos. Maybe thats my next pic. 

More awesome Stirring the Leaves fanart! This one is by the talented Beruthiel’s Cat, and you can check out her blog here … http://beruthiels-cat.tumblr.com/

onamelancholyhill:

mortalcolddecay:

cat-adores-loki:

underhill-of-bree:

cutie pie

i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.

one cannot simply not reblog this. 

Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.

too-much-tv-no-social-life:

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

This is oscar worthy.

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

aseaofquotes:

Sarah J. Mass, Heir of Fire

aseaofquotes:

Sarah J. Mass, Heir of Fire

I want to see Benedict Cumberbatch dressed up as an egg for Halloween, telling everyone that he is Eggs Benedict

slapmytitties:

Oh my god

slapmytitties:

Oh my god

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

notanearlyadopter:

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother Fabian died in the First Wizarding War; Molly has held onto his watch out of sentimentality since then). But Ron is the sixth son in his (canonically financially-struggling) family. He’s been forced into hand-me-downs his whole life. If he’d gotten the watch with a dent in the back, he wouldn’t have appreciated it; he’d only have seen the flaw. And if his mum bought Harry a new watch instead of getting Ron one, Ron would have resented that. A new watch was a worthwhile expense to get Ron a rare taste of the luxury and individual attention he has always craved.
Harry, though. Harry has money; Harry has new things. What Harry does not have is family. Harry is an orphan. Other than one photo album and the invisibility cloak, he doesn’t have anything that came with family history attached. What Molly does here is give him that; she makes him part of the family, symbolically, by giving him an emotionally significant if physically imperfect item. She gives him love in a tangible form.

notanearlyadopter:

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother Fabian died in the First Wizarding War; Molly has held onto his watch out of sentimentality since then). But Ron is the sixth son in his (canonically financially-struggling) family. He’s been forced into hand-me-downs his whole life. If he’d gotten the watch with a dent in the back, he wouldn’t have appreciated it; he’d only have seen the flaw. And if his mum bought Harry a new watch instead of getting Ron one, Ron would have resented that. A new watch was a worthwhile expense to get Ron a rare taste of the luxury and individual attention he has always craved.

Harry, though. Harry has money; Harry has new things. What Harry does not have is family. Harry is an orphan. Other than one photo album and the invisibility cloak, he doesn’t have anything that came with family history attached. What Molly does here is give him that; she makes him part of the family, symbolically, by giving him an emotionally significant if physically imperfect item. She gives him love in a tangible form.