I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.
I would’ve made a comment related about this post,but I am distracted by everything.
Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes
'Stirring the leaves' chapter update
New chapter for my Thorin / OC fanfic, ‘Stirring the leaves’
As always, reviews and constructive criticism are welcome, feel free to ask any questions about the story or characters :)
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I may have to wait until the 26th December for The Hobbit to come out in Australia, but at least I will be seeing it in THE WORLDS BIGGEST IMAX, whooooop!
Why do I have a feeling you’ll board the train to Sydney with a cry of ‘FOR MIRKWOOD!’ and proceed to bounce off the walls for the entirety of the 3 hour journey?
Umm, more like FOR EREBOR! You’re the tall, blonde elf-like one, I am the short Dwarf-y one …
WE COULD COS-PLAY AS THRANDUIL AND THORIN! THIS MUST BE A THING!